We have just been informed that the Federal Government will be paying *V1rgin* a whooping sum of Fifty Thousand Naira, (N5,000.00) only. If you have already sold yours, this offer is not for you, however, if you have little ones who are yet to *eat* the unripe fruit, please advice them that it pays to absent from premature (you know what)! Read the full report below.
The National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) program as President Goodluck Jonathan through the NYSC Director General, Brig. Gen. Nnamdi Okorie-Affia has just announced that, instead of N19,800, V1rgin NYSC Corps Members will be receiving N50,000 as monthly allowance.
The President said it was an incentive for “Girls to keep themselves for their husbands” and also as a way of congratulating girls who “managed to keep their hymens intact in such a trying times as we have today”.
So far, only 28 girls nation-wide have been confirmed as virgins and have received their 1st N50,000.00 allowance. Pharmacies have also reported a 234% increase in demand for Alum, womanliness tighteners and Hymen Reforming creams and drugs.
Boys have also protested, saying Male Virgin Corps Members also deserve N50k, but the NYSC says there’s no way to confirm that. (sorry, guys, out of 100k NYSC Corps, only 2 will be a v1rgin)
Some girls also protested at NYSC Headquarters this morning, claiming they were virgins up until Camp Fire night, so they should qualify to receive the N50k. Their pleas have fallen on deaf ears so far.
For those who don’t know what is Camp Fire night, please asked your sisters/brothers and anyone who is a graduate.
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